Holy Crap, Football Wins

In a contest of third-string quarterbacks, Stanford Football emerges victorious against Washington. So you're saying there's a chance...

The aspiration of going 0-12 this season is crushed, but so are Washington's chances to land a bowl game. Nothing like ruining someone else's dreams.

Another beautiful thing happened this weekend: Cal lost to Arizona. The hospital beds will start filling with Cal fans when they realize they have nothing to live for after USC topples them on Saturday and ruins Berkeley's run at the Rose Bowl. Don't worry Bears, your faith in mediocrity will get you through these hard times.

Meanwhile, the Stanford Athletic Department can't get everything right. Marketing is struggling with the basics: English.

(tip via smutline, scan from Stanford Daily 11/13/06)